Fun Thing Number 13: Created this couple of loved-up beasts out of Austrian tourist brochures:
Fun Thing Number 14: Hung out in the foyer of the Hofburg Palace, watching all the fancy people in their fancy clothes filing past on their way to some Friday night soiree upstairs in one of the many massive rooms. The foyer was full of towers of champagne bottles and ridiculously shiny sports cars, with price tags on them, so they were presumably for sale. I imagine this conversation between two posh rich people:
Posh rich lady: "Great waltz darling! thanks for the invitation"
Posh rich man: "You're welcome dear!"
Posh rich lady: "Oh rats, looks like we've missed the last tram home."
Posh rich man: "Nevermind, I'll just pop downstairs and buy one of those lamborginis. That'll do the trick!"
Posh rich lady: "Rah! Jolly good then. Let's be off."


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